Jizzed to Death


The dimension of Robins heritage adjusts from what i write here. We wan't to reach with this shirt, that all different races of the world shake each other hands and live peacefully together and kiss and touch until the existence of being is replaced with milk and chocolate and the humanity has no need for shirts anymore.

We had this idea while we watched a corrida in spain and went for some muffins after it.
Those were the best muffins we ever had.
Mess without Knucks


The Hardcore movement in cologne is surely represented as in every other big-village, too.
The elitist affectation and the aggressive side of those devotees is making the little adam cry.
Straight Edgers are throwing sand and neither sharing scoops nor sandbox moulds, because everybody who is not praying to irate and eating meat is a combination of gay and murderer. This is the reason why we designed this shirt, even, if nobody will recognize while watching it.

I'm sure, god loves you anyway. Please stay positive or get soon.
Your Evoleeq hobby satanists.



Evolution


It has nothing to do with evolution, I just thought the pun with evoleeq is totally awesome and now I feel unbelieveable educated and fancy. Once I started to paint skulls and everybody was like "Yaaaaay" so I thought it would be pretty cool on a shirt. We could call every shirt evolution. We believe every day that we will drink expensive vodka out of the navel from untouchable women and date Kristen Stewart and the word evolution punctuates that anyhow, because we don't fit into the world of the rich and beautiful. We're not rich and beautiful. We're prototypes. Nobody is taking me serious, my mum tells me to loose some weight and Robin is scared that his father will read this.